You are not a clone, you’re unique. I know I am! Yet most Spoons are factory made. Clones. Treat yourself to a bespoke tool, whittled, cutled, mongered and explained by me. Live a little.

Spinority Moons

Oh god I’m clever. Geddit? It’s a Spoonerism!! Not the best because it doesnt really have a meaning as such. Or does it? Bring on Mr Maxwell and his particles. And other word play with Jorge Luis Borge, Locke and moo-cows!

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Mr Jack Daw

Jack is an old word for thief. And the Daws have been renowned for nicking trinkets and such like. People who collect things seem, to me, to be manic. I am just not acquisitive. But some people collect ... spoons!

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Flippin' Fluke

It's amazing what happens when a piece of wood decides to do its own thing. One minute it's going to be one thing - and then by an amazing fluke, it turns into a whale!

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Tasty

Did you know that food tastes different depending on what the spoon is made out of? Gold adds no taste, but a silver spoon is ideal. Scientists say so. So choose your wooden spoon carefully!

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Spoonies

Originally I designed a spoon to help cheer up people with depression. To realise that it really could be worse. That's helpful, isn't it? However I discovered Spoon Theory.

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Stirrer

I absolutely refuse to make a Spurtle. Why would you "spurt" when making food - even porridge? Plus it was just a stick anyway? So this is a vast improvement, and does a better job. It is called a Stirrer for reasons that should become obvious.

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Runcible

Edward Lear invented the Runcible Spoon, mentions it in a few poems and even drew it. So I made one. Be runcible!

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Evolution

Using a spoon is a mark of intelligence. Prisoners escape from prisons such as Alcatraz digging their way out with spoons and even used them as tiny paddles on their way across the Bay. This spoon will specifically not survive hacking through a wall and so is excellent for use in prisons. 

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Aliens

I have invented spoons for aliens. I don’t know any aliens, at least knowingly, to test them on. I'm sure you can think of some people that approximate!

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I am Old enough to be part of what you would call history. Also Bald, definitely a Man (therefor often wrong). So if I’ve managed to offend you, and you consider that a bad thing - do say. It wasn’t intentional. Please advise. About a spoon, or me, as you wish. Or you, if you are a minority of more than one.

Contact me: Jon Norris      Minority Spoons May 2020