Minority Spoons

It's amazing what happens when a piece of wood decides to do its own thing. One minute it's going to be one thing - and then by an amazing fluke, it turns into a whale!

I absolutely refuse to make a Spurtle. Why would you "spurt" when making food - even porridge? Plus it was just a stick anyway? So this is a vast improvement, and does a better job. It is called a Stirrer for reasons that should become obvious.

Edward Lear invented the Runcible Spoon, mentions it in a few poems and even drew it. So I made one. Be runcible!

Using a spoon is a mark of intelligence. Prisoners escape from prisons such as Alcatraz digging their way out with spoons and even used them as tiny paddles on their way across the Bay. This spoon will specifically not survive hacking through a wall and so is excellent for use in prisons. 

I have invented spoons for aliens. I don’t know any aliens, at least knowingly, to test them on. I'm sure you can think of some people that approximate!