You are not a clone, you’re unique. I hope I’m a one-off, anyway! Yet most Spoons are factory made. Clones. Treat yourself to a bespoke tool, whittled, cutled, mongered and explained by a Monger. Live a little.
I have invented spoons for aliens Though I don’t know any, at least knowingly, to test them on. Anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, climate deny-ers may all be slipping through the net of intelligent humans. However "When we're talking about aliens, we're really talking about those people around us who maybe we don't entirely understand." I started with Daleks, and to be fair, that's as far as I got! However the Curiosity rover has spotted spoons on Mars. Read on!!
Many minorities use spoons. I myself am in several minorities - so people tell me. And I use spoons! They address the difficulties that we might have eating. Minority ≠ Disability. However I am old enough to be part of what you would call history - and not very “woke”, also bald and definitely a man (therefor often wrong). So if I’ve managed to offend you, and you consider that a bad thing - do say. It wasn’t intentional. Please advise. Minority Spoons May 2020