You are not a clone, you’re unique. I hope I’m a one-off, anyway! Yet most Spoons are factory made. Clones. Treat yourself to a bespoke tool, whittled, cutled, mongered and explained by a Monger. Live a little.
Chaucer warned about needing a long spoon if you were going to sup with the devil. But there is a more useful use far closer to home for this spoon. If you’ve got children. Not equating the two, but you can’t really tell til they’re about seven years old? I include a photo of a telling little beauty to prove it!
Many minorities use spoons. I myself am in several minorities - so people tell me. And I use spoons! They address the difficulties that we might have eating. Minority ≠ Disability. However I am old enough to be part of what you would call history - and not very “woke”, also bald and definitely a man (therefor often wrong). So if I’ve managed to offend you, and you consider that a bad thing - do say. It wasn’t intentional. Please advise. Minority Spoons May 2020