You are not a clone, you’re unique. I know I am! Yet most Spoons are factory made. Clones. Treat yourself to a bespoke tool, whittled, cutled, mongered and explained by a Monger. Live a little.
Edward Lear invented the Runcible Spoon, mentions it in a few poems and even drew it. So I made one. Be runcible! I've no idea who will find this spoon useful, or in what way, but if a Duck can use it, you can too. Some of my spoons are even designed for left handed people. Or sinister people.
I cutle. I started cutling, and thus making cutlery, only recently. So I am self-identifying as a Cutler. And this is a knife with which I did not make any spoons. Though it is surprisingly sharp. Self-identifying - discarding labels given you at birth, or later. Genders are so problematic these days. Below are 58 possibles. There are more every day and I'm beginning to care less, especially when people take offence.
Many minorities use spoons. I myself am in several minorities - so people tell me. And I use spoons! They address the difficulties that we might have eating. Minority ≠ Disability. However I am old enough to be part of what you would call history - and not very “woke”, also bald and definitely a man (therefor often wrong). So if I’ve managed to offend you, and you consider that a bad thing - do say. It wasn’t intentional. Please advise. Minority Spoons May 2020