I was Wizard Wonky for twenty years - a kind of stand-up comedian for children from 2yrs old to ... well - the adults stayed to watch and laugh. My style was so inclusive - the kids and I were one, having fun - never me doing magic tricks or proving anything.

Often I would spend half an hour with just one balloon and then, with the kids help, would end up with a ... worm. They were so damn supportive of my failings!! Probably why I was a well-liked Maths teacher in my twenties, too.

I'm a master of no skills but love learning and trying and generally make a little success, so forgive me highlighting a few things I've done well. Somebody has to!

So why Spoons? Perlage (check that topic), as in champagne, is the answer!