The thought of an obese race is indeed an odd one, now I think about it. Though why it couldn’t be included in the ParaOlympics, I don’t know. They could even race on those scooters, or obese-icles. Obese-icles were invented by Simon Evans. A very funny man. And his jokes are, too.

But now I’m thinking of an Egg and Spoon Race and my mind is circling back to the point in hand.

This Spoon has an especially long handle to reach the plate. Put a cushion in front of you to mimic the action and you’ll see how carefully I research and then design my Spoons. Without any help at all!

Although this was made for men, it can also be used by ladies that want to be men. With it you can even eat like Americans in films. Hunch forward and throw the food in and then start talking. 

Welsh food goes ok with them too, though you’re even less likely to understand them if they talk whilst they eat. But they are especially useful for liquids and peas, without the use of honey. Spoons, not Welsh people.

Pie was discovered by the Greeks, who had, up until then only ever eaten square pies, or Cobblers, as they are known to this day. Indians had to eat triangles, like Samosas.

I have not included instructions.

290mm by 75mm