The Quirky Elegance of the 135º Spoon: A Dive into the Runcible Realm

In the tapestry of spoondom, where utensils often follow the mundane laws of symmetry, a rebellious spirit emerges—the 135º Spoon. Imagine a slender handle, extending gracefully like a swan’s neck, supporting a scoop-shaped bowl at an angle defying convention. This is no ordinary spoon; it is a testament to the delightfully eccentric world we inhabit. 

Runcible Resonance

Edward Lear, the poetic maestro, waltzed into the realm of whimsy and gifted us the Runcible Spoon. In his nonsensical verses, the Dolomphious Duck wielded this fantastical utensil to catch spotted frogs—a delightful image immortalized in Lear’s whimsical drawings. The Owl and the Pussycat, those endearing voyagers, dined on mince and slices of quince with a Runcible Spoon. Now, imagine infusing that playful essence into your daily dining experience. 

Ducks and Universality

As you gaze upon the 135º Spoon, consider this: everything in this vast universe is either a Duck or Not a Duck. A whimsical philosophy, yet the spoon adheres to it, echoing the universal versatility of its design. While originally embraced by fowl in France to secure their culinary conquests of frogs and, perhaps, snails, the 135º Spoon transcends boundaries. 

Inclusive Eccentricity:

Picture this spoon in action—a tool not just for culinary adventures but a symbol of inclusivity. Paraplegics may find its use limited, but the joy of witnessing friends embrace its unique design can be immeasurable. And hope that they might be fed with one, too. Sinister or dexterous, left or right-handed (and I am one or two of those things), the 135º Spoon graciously accommodates all, blurring the lines between the ordinary and the extraordinary. 

A Spoon for Every Identity:

In a world where identities blossom like flowers, the 135º Spoon stands as a symbol of unity. LBGTQA individuals, amidst the ever-expanding spectrum of identities, can find solace in the shared joy of wielding this peculiar utensil. It transcends labels, inviting everyone to savor the delicious complexities of life with a spoon that mirrors the kaleidoscope of individuality. As our understanding of identity evolves, and new (non)genders emerge, the 135º Spoon remains a beacon of whimsy in an ever-complicated world. Regardless of how you choose to define yourself, take a moment to indulge in the delightful absurdity of a spoon that defies the ordinary. So, as you raise the 135º Spoon to your lips, remember, it’s not just a utensil; it’s an ode to the splendid diversity that colors our shared existence. Be runcible, be whimsical, and most importantly, savor every bite of life’s delicious journey.

Since I first wrote this we have dozens of new (non) genders making life ever more complicated but even easier to offend. I suspect most of them (not the end of the sentence) would find a Spoon useful. Possibly this guy …